What are some things I can wipe my booty-hole with after a steamy dump now that I'm rich as f*ck?

Best Answer:

flabbyfatso: Now that you are rich as ****, you should not have to wipe your booty-valve.

Be a rich asshole, buy a slave and make him wipe you. Make sure he uses a rare panda skin. The more endangered the species, the better!

Other answer:

toilet paper… you shall be poor as f**k again very soon…
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Toilet paper. You will be poor as f**k again very soon.
Just keep dreaming.
You sisters hair. I know that's what I would do if were rich as f*ck. I would wipe my backside with my older sisters hair.

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