What are some things I can wipe my booty-hole with after a steamy dump now that I'm rich as f*ck?

Best Answer:

flabbyfatso: Now that you are rich as ****, you should not have to wipe your booty-valve.

Be a rich asshole, buy a slave and make him wipe you. Make sure he uses a rare panda skin. The more endangered the species, the better!

Other answer:

flabbyfatso:
toilet paper… you shall be poor as f**k again very soon…
Nguyen:
Greyhound puppies
TrumpCareFails:
eBay have just what you need!

https://www.ebay.com/p/?iid=291977109255…

Niteowl:
Toilet paper. You will be poor as f**k again very soon.
Stan:
Just keep dreaming.
I_Call_It_Like_I_See_It:
You sisters hair. I know that's what I would do if were rich as f*ck. I would wipe my backside with my older sisters hair.

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